Well, I thought I deleted my account MONTHS ago, but it turns out … I didn’t. :/
Is it bad that I am now congratulating my cat every time she uses the litter box like she’s supposed to?
THIS DRINK IS FUCKIN DELICIOUS, btdubs.
As always…. shot, edited, and guzzled by Grace Helbig!
I want to make this drink badly. Too bad Three can’t have it. :( DIABETES!!
I was too fucking mad to talk with her civilly today, so the husband and I are going back tomorrow to say that, yeah, bitch, YOU are going to take that fee out of our rent next month.
My landlord towed my car today. Why? Because it “didn’t look pretty” and the tire was flat.
Then, when I’m basically flailing, she says, “Miss, I understand that you are upset.”
Oh, REALLY. You understand? Well, that makes me feel better that you apparently get emotion because I was beginning to wonder if you were the fucking Borg.
I am so fucking ready to get out of this place.
And THEN weather.com is saying that there are reports of freezing rain?
It’s like the weather gods know that my motivation to exercise today has already gone out the window.
I’m thinking of going for a run/jog/walk* but then I look at weather.com and I’m like “the fuck 30 degrees no thank you.” Which is about as elegant as I’m going to get, word-wise today. At least until I get some sleep. If and when that ever comes.
* Hahahaha take out the run/jog part and you’ll have what I’ll probably end up doing.
I haven’t slept for 24 hours! YAYYYY!
And I am not even remotely tired.
The fuck is wrong with me?
In no particular order.
This was me and my old boss. Only he didn’t realize it.
I mean, just LOOK at her. Shiny tank top? CHECK. Blue eye shadow? CHECK. She’s perfect.
… Whose boobs do this? I just can’t even.
And I am getting all nostalgic with the crazy fashion. I keep wanting to skip ahead to season four’s Vampire Harmony because I think she is what my vampire self would be.
When I first saw this, I thought it was David Bowie.