January 2011
This weather is killing me.
You know, I wish that it would just stay cold or stay warm. The whole idea that the weather would be this ornery is incredibly irritating. I think it’s mocking me for my fucked up immune system.
Can I just say that I hate NYE?
I blame this on the fact that I worked in a bar. NYE was the worst.
December 2010
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Good ship lollipop,
my cat has the stinkiest shit ever. I might actually need to clean the shitbox out right the hell now.
Gross, Bina. Absolutely grossssssss.
I am very seriously thinking about walking out my...
Oh, dear GOD.
If one more motherfucker calls me to ask me, “Did you get my voicemail?” I will go on a murderous spree. A SPREE, I TELL YOU.
bluebears:
I do not understand the compunction to comment on a story about abortion with:
I’m pro choice, although I personally would never have an abortion.
1. Not relevant
2. Really? You really think you can sit there at your computer and 100% guarantee that?
The thing is, I do know people who have this idea and actually will not ever have an abortion, even if it kills them. But most...
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I hate my job. I hate my job. I hate my job. I hate my job. I hate my job. I hate my job. I hate my job. I hate my job. I hate my job. I hate my job.
I love how my clients think I just sit and wait for them to call me. Bitches, I got shit to do. Answer your damned phone when I fucking call you. Don’t screen your call and then get all bitchy when I’ve already called another client.
Something I will NEVER think is cute - even if...
mamafratelli:
P’sketti or pasketti.
Nope. No way.
I was taught at a very young age to pronounce things properly. So naturally, I will probably follow suit. My grandmother was very pissed at my parents for forcing me to speak like an adult, but hell, I turned out okay, I guess. Well, I’m a little elitist when it comes to pronunciation, but meh.
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My desire to cut my hair is growing exponentially.
I’ve been really patient, trimming dead ends and gleefully waiting for my hair to be gloriously long and luscious. And now, all I crave is a faux hawk.
My life is hard, you guys.
It is snowing. Again.
Damn it.
In celebration of Christmas Eve, Three and I got Thai food at this awesome place called The Smiling Elephant, recommended by Well of Cromulence. It was amazing.
Merry Christmas to all! (Or whatever you may or may not be celebrating!)
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Argh.
I cannot find the tape to wrap presents. Damn you, kitty. You have taken it.
Three: Are you out buying gifts without me knowing about it?
Me: No.
Three: Well, then why do I hear cash registers beeping?
Me: ... Zola learned a new trick.
Weeples! That's what they were called.
Well, score.
I paid for a Mountain Dew and got one, plus a Sprite Zero.
Are those any good? I’m kind of scared of them.
Oh, my GAWD. I don't know why but I love this gif.
The Christmas season.
I’m gonna be fo’realz with you guys.
I have a love/hate relationship with this holiday. Number one, I am a Christian, but I was also (and to some degree still identify as) pagan. I love the giving and the fact that I am celebrating something very important to my faith, but I also am really pissed that the Church decided to take something as amazing as Winter Solstice and change it...
Even though I have no idea what they are saying,
I think the Burmese language is really beautiful.
Now I am hungry and am wishing that I had some chicken nuggets.
i've already had a tiny gay elf of a man look at...
curliestofcrowns:
what have YOU done today?
I nearly cussed out a client and asked another one to leave because she was threatening violence if I didn’t approve her food stamps.
My life sucks some days.
Other than random construction of Japanese-inspired poetry, my brain has constantly been singing, “Gonnasyphaherpalaid warts.” I have no idea why.
I also got mad this morning and refused to go see...
I don’t want to work.
I wish my office would close.
Go home now, bitches.
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I slept in today.
Should have been there by seven.
Oh, well, I wasn’t.
And Christmas Eve Eve is just as horrible as I...
Nine hundred people in our lobby. That’s right, 900. As in 100 less than one thousand. Well, they obviously all couldn’t fit in our building, so there was overflow in the parking lot this morning. I couldn’t find a space and was therefore late.
Never underestimate the power of food stamp desire.
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I secretly want to be Carrie Fisher. Actually, it’s not even a secret. It just IS.
Three says to say hello to you guys.
He has no idea who you are but he knows you all are important to me! :D
The text definitely is rhyme-y and may have used the words charts and farts in it.
Mind you, I said MAY have.
I just sent the most ludicrous text to Three. I think I’ve lost my mind.
Seriously, I could go on and on about this purse. It’s that nasty UT orange, it has crazy storage space, AND the proceeds went to AIDS research.
So in other words, it’s magical.
The only good thing about today is the fact that I got my birthday present to me today. Bright orange Taylor purse, FTW!
Sports Grid: Biggest Dick Move Ever? Parent’s Memo... →
kelsium:
Hockey dads don’t have the greatest reputation to begin with, and this won’t help. Kayla Watkins, 12-year-old female hockey player for a co-ed team in Toronto recently quit – because she learned of a memo sent out by a team parent, which suggested that she accept reduced playing time “until her skating and shooting improve[d]“…or “find…a new team.”
One problem with this, of course:...
Dump on Arizona
greengrey:
jujuistrulyoutrageous:
mfnher:
Jezebel posts something about Scottsdale and my home state gets ridiculed in the comments. It’s not like we have the market cornered on douchebags.
It’s like whenever the South is mentioned. It’s a joy to automatically be considered ignorant and dim-witted, based solely on your location.
I made the “If I had $500k I would leave Arizona”...
Dump on Arizona
mfnher:
Jezebel posts something about Scottsdale and my home state gets ridiculed in the comments. It’s not like we have the market cornered on douchebags.
It’s like whenever the South is mentioned. It’s a joy to automatically be considered ignorant and dim-witted, based solely on your location.
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Hm. Oddly apropos, considering the current... →
This was on the homepage of my office’s website.
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greengrey: jujuistrulyoutrageous: 1) Food stamp... →
jujuistrulyoutrageous:
1) Food stamp policy requires, at least in my state, that you are working or attempting to find work. If you do not, you cannot receive food stamps.
2) If someone is doing drugs and is bragging about it and there are food stamps involved, you need to report it. There…
Yep. The work force development office is responsible for keeping tabs on clients. Granted,...
And really?
$200.00 per month.
This is the maximum a single person can receive in food stamps. Living it up? I think not.